After yesterday’s honest post about my depression & anxiety I really needed to post something lighthearted and fun today. So here are a just a few little gems that have come out of my mouth over the past few months with a crazy little toddler running about the house.
Archie, please stop licking the windows – Actually, he’s started licking most things so we have to be so careful that he’s not licking anything he shouldn’t. At least at home I can keep things clean but when we’re out & about I dread to think…
Do not bite the dog! – When he was teething you knew exactly when he was going to sink his teeth into something as he’d cover it with his muslin cloth first. So as soon as he started throwing it over the dogs back we knew what was coming.
You can’t ride on the hoover – He likes to play full on bucking bronco as soon as the hoover comes out, not the safest game whatsoever especially as he’s terrified of it once it’s turned on
We don’t throw spaghetti/yoghurt/juice on the dog – The poor dog gets a rough ride in our house, even though it is funny to watch a dog try & lick his own back!
No no no! Poo on the potty not on the floor! – Archie likes to be naked, a lot, so I tried getting the potty out thinking if he’s naked then we may as well try but no as soon as I tried to put him on the potty he freaked out then had a poo at the side of the couch. Thank god we’ve got laminate flooring, potty training will have to wait!
What’s the most random thing that’s come out of your mouth??